Saturday, December 15, 2012

More Haylor Drama

To update you on the Swifties/Directioners drama, the picture below got viral and started the (not even going to censor because the trend is sick in itself) #FuckYouTaylorFromDirectioners. I'm glad they had enough guts to leave who they were.


 Thank you for that, Niall.

 And of course, Swifties retaliated, making the #FuckYouHarryFromSwifties. (Which makes no sense to me because the two of them did nothing wrong and their names are just an indirect way of saying "screw you Directioners" because they are the real problem here.)

 I'm sorry, but since your fandom was nice enough to claim that the Directioners as a whole send the message across (because you are united and you are the best fandom in the world!), why don't you ask them why everyone's pointing to everyone fandom-wise?

 This is the photo in question;


 My initial reaction was just;


 To the person who made this - just stahp. You are worse than the troll account that started #DirectionersDeserveCancer, because you're doing mean things and not taking responsibility for your actions. Props to you for this. Thank you for creating more misconceptions and dramas. (Btw, personally, your taste in colour is scary. You're on the Colour Police's wanted list now.)

 This photo got viral (quite quickly of course, because everyone's just trying to find fault in this relationship) and thus the trend #FuckYouTaylorFrom/ByDirectioners (I'm glad the grammar got corrected along the way) was born.

 Okay, these are my problems with the photo;
 1. This photo is so obviously Directioner-borne, with poor colour taste and venomous rage, the kind of rage that leads to false rumours.

 Excuse me, but you are not finding the faults in this relationship - you are finding faults in Taylor herself. You are being a mean, biased shit. So why should what you say we taken seriously? Besides, it's been reported multiple times that Directioners are livid over this relationship. Any one of them would have enough reason to be this desperate. If anything, if you're going to find faults, you should look at the people who are sending Taylor death treats (because really, who ever sends Harry death threats?) and calling "Haylor Swyles" a vaginal disease. 

 2. The facts in this photo are unreliable in themselves.

 Do you have proof that all these happened? Captain Obvious would be more appreciated here than some shrivelled little demon concocting lies certain people would be desperate/naive enough to believe in her head.  These lies are hardly believable as truths.

 [reads all the points in order] No evidence...

 [Point 2.] Exhibit half (because I decided to make this halfway through all the points): Interviews?

 Come on. These boys joke about their relationship. They have had it brought up and the talk about it. Liam's said that Harry would be the best birthday present for Taylor. I don't keep track of their interviews, but I know this is a light subject with them.

 And even if they did dislike Haylor, would they be stupid enough to show all of you? It's like you're desperately trying to bring out the dark side of people that isn't there. Something a bit like a hypochondriac, but afflicted by conscious choice.

 ["May we have the lovely miss Point number 3 step up on stage please?"] Exhibit A: Simon Cowell aka Uncle Si supports the Haylor relationship.

 He's been quoted, and you can find it in this Youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ2W9dURL7E. After saying something like that, do you really think he'd take back his words? Simon Cowell is man with pride. He wouldn't contradict himself like that by saying that Taylor isn't good for Hary's career, because that would indirectly imply that he was wrong when he said "I think they are good together."

 So try again. Also, no evidence.

Misreading on my part, I'm sorry. "Simon is worried about Harry's career." That's it? You bring in the quote-on-quote 'fact' that he's worried, put it in this picture and expect people to assume that he is worried because of Taylor? Good going, anon. Have an virtual apple. Thrown at your head. 

 [Point number 4.] Exhibit B: Taylor never tweeted that.

 I'll be simple and straightforward with you - that whole thing never happened. You'd be desperate enough to pull that out and point a finger at her, wouldn't you? Get real! Unlike some of you, Taylor's twitter isn't her channel of inner-thought-releasing. You obviously do not know how non-personal her account is now. She barely uses it, unless it's to make an announcement or put in her two-cents of something big that happened or anything along those lines.

 So for Taylor to post "fuck you Directioners" and then delete it way after? People, please. She's not that stupid in the first place. And also, she's a celebrity and they have lives so, really...


Your evidence is here;


  Credit to ohsoswiftly.tumblr.com for that answer. Power to you, girl. If you go to her tumblr and look into it, you'll find it. Also, mobile notifications do exist and the fact that there are Swifties out there who would have her on their mobile notifications isn't surprising. So good luck trying to sniff out any lie there.

 [Point 5.] I don't even have an exhibit for that. That is an irrelevant fact. Everyone, celebrity or not, loses and gains followers every now and then. Doesn't mean anything, really. This isn't even big enough to warrant an exhibit. Power to you for trying, though. Have another virtual apple.

 [Point 6.] Also incredibly useless. I take it you don't write argumentative essays or debate very much? 

 [Point 7.] Back to point 4. When was the last time she actually did follow someone? Just because here we have to update our Facebook every time we go in and out of a relationship, doesn't mean celebs like them have time for that. She barely even uses Twitter. She probably doesn't even know how much all of us use it (to bullshit). It's like saying I'm dating this guy. He has a Friendster. I have a Friendster. He uses it a lot and tried to add me as a friend but I never accepted it because I barely touched it at all.

 [Point 8.] Good grief. There ARE pictures with him smiling, so I don't even understand. Maybe they just don't like paparazzi following their every move. It can get quite annoying, you know (which you don't). Can pictures (that can say many different things - photography is an art, isn't it?) be interpreted by biased teenagers and have their interpretations taken seriously? I...don't think so.

 [reading on] Irrelevant and useless, irrelevant and useless, and without proof. Sorry. Stop trying.

 Now I will go to sleep and pray that everyone involved would just grow up and learn to research before you open your damn mouths. You have Google a click away, and with good reason. Use it.

 If you've read this far and understood everything, props to you. I feel so strongly about this because lack of research is a very common pet peeve in GoodReads that I've developed. My current aspiration is to wipe the world of ignorant people one by one (however you wish to interpret that).




 I sincerely wish you a good night.

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