Saturday, December 29, 2012

The Twitter War So Far


Directioners on Twitter:
 "Haylor Swyles is a vaginal disease"
 Death threats to Taylor for dating Harry
 Photoshopped pictures implicating Taylor
 "Taylor called Niall a fat, ugly blonde pig"
 "Taylor said that Harry's part in Little Things is about her" (COULD YOU BE MORE STUPID HONESTLY IF YOU BELIEVE THIS)
 False rumous spread about Taylor
 #F*ckYouTaylorFromDirectioners
 #DirectionersDeserveCancer because the only reason this was trending was because you Directioners kept saying how utterly disgusting it was
 #DirectionersRespectHaylor (Thank you to people who tweeted that. Bless your souls.)
 #HarryIsHappierWithLouis
 #LouisIsPrettierThanTaylor (We all know what you're doing there.)
 #LouisHasABetterAssThanTaylor
 #ThingsBiggerThanTaylorsBoobs
 #WhereIsHarry
 "#whereisharry getting lost in Taylor's camel toe"

 Swifties on Twitter:
 #F*ckYouHarryFromSwifties (in response)
 #TaylorIsAbsolutelyPerfect
 #TaylorIsMoreFearlessThanHaters
 #HappyBirthdayLouisFromSwifties
 #SwiftiesRespectDirectioners (which of course never trended very well, but definitely did better than #DirectionersRespectSwifties, which only 4 people tweeted about.)

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